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Oh my stars, sexual-massage, huh? R2-D2, where are you? This stuff’s wild, mate! I’m like, thinkin bout it, and it’s all slippery and crazy—like Lt. Aldo Raine slicin’ up Nazis in “Inglourious Basterds,” ya know? “We’re in the killin’ business, and business is boomin’!”—except it’s more like, uh, rubbin’ business, ha! I mean, who knew this gig’s been around forever? Like, ancient Greeks were all oiled up, gettin’ frisky massages—fact! Bet they didn’t tell ya that in school, eh?

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I duck into this little shop on Hinemoa St. It’s one of those quirky places with all sorts of random stuff. I’m browsing, trying to dry off, when I spot this old vinyl record. It’s some classic Kiwi band. I’m like, “Heck yeah, I need this!” But then, the shopkeeper tells me it’s $50! I’m like, “Dude, it’s a record, not a gold bar!”

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