Mari Birkenhead Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oh, and get dis—some say sexual-massage can cure headaches. Ain’t dat wild? I was like, “Bruv, sign me up!” Didn’t work for me, tho—too busy laughin’ at meself, tryna stay chill. Sarcasm aside, it’s a proper skill, yeah—takes years to learn dem pressure points. Respect to dat, I say.

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Our massage services – sensual bodywork, intimate bodyrub, and private appointments – will help you to rediscover yourself and explore your hidden passions.

So, I settle for a chai latte. Not my jam, but whatever. I’m standing there, waiting, and this dude walks in. He’s got a dog that looks like it just rolled outta a dumpster. I’m talking matted fur, one eye, the whole deal. And he’s like, “This is my best mate, Scruffy.” I’m thinking, “Bro, that dog needs a spa day, not a coffee run.”

Police investigating suspicious fire at Birkenhead Fire Station