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After my caffeine fix, I decide to stroll down to the local park. It’s a nice day, sun’s out, birds are chirping. I’m feeling good. But then, outta nowhere, this dog comes charging at me! I’m like, “Whoa, chill, buddy!” Turns out, it’s just a big ol’ labrador wanting to play. I’m not mad, though. Dogs are the best.

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