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But yo, some shady spots piss me off—motherfuckers out here fakin it, chargin big bucks for a half-assed backrub. Ain’t no soul in it! I’m yellin, “Where’s the fuckin passion?!” like I’m bout to blast a shark. Real erotic-massage tho, it’s art—slow, tease ya nerves, got ya floatin like you’re in that damn reef with Marlin. Ever tried it? Shit’s wild, slippery hands hittin spots you didn’t know you had—surprised me first time, I’m like, “What the fuck?!”

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Finally, I get my coffee, and I’m outta there. I stroll down Balmoral Rd, feeling all philosophical. I mean, it’s a pretty sweet spot, right? The trees lining the street, the cute little shops. But then, BAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? Who do I have to bribe to get a break around here?

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