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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—sexual-massage, huh? Pretty, pretty good, right? I mean, who doesn’t love a good rubdown that’s, y’know, *extra*? As an Art Director—me, Larry David, neurotic genius—I see it like a Coen brothers scene. Dark, weird, sensual vibes—like “A Serious Man”! You got tension, awkwardness, and somethin’ slippery happenin’. Picture this: some schmuck like me walks in, expectin’ relaxation, and bam—“What am I doing here?” I mutter, sweatin’ already.

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After that pastry tragedy, I needed a pick-me-up. So, I headed over to the Avondale Library. It’s this cool old building on the corner of Rosebank Rd. I love that place. It’s quiet, cozy, and full of books. I thought I’d chill there for a bit, maybe get some writing done. But nope! The Wi-Fi was down. Classic! I was like, “Great, just great.”

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