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Once saw this fella, big shot, struttin’ out all smug—prolly paid extra, the git. Made me wanna puke, but also laugh—humans, so predictable! “We’re all just makin’ it up,” like Sarah’s film, pretendin’ it’s classy. Fun fact—old Chinese texts say it boosts chi, energy flow, blah blah—sounds like bollocks, but maybe? Dunno, tickles me thinkin’ ‘bout it—chi or jizz, same diff, ha!

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So, I finally make it to the office on Victoria St. I’m just settling in when my phone buzzes. It’s my mate, Dave. He’s like, “Bro, you won’t believe what just happened!” Turns out, he’s at the Sky Tower, and some tourist just dropped their phone off the edge. I’m cracking up, picturing this poor sap watching his phone plummet. I mean, who even does that?

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