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Me, I’d be chuffed to bits trying it—happy as a pig in muck! But cor, the price—50 quid for 30 mins? Robbery, that is! Got me fuming once—some posh spa charged me double, and the lass barely spoke English! “Veni, vidi, vici,” I muttered—came, saw, conquered nothing! Still, when it’s good, it’s *bloody* good—muscles melt, stress buggers off, and—well—you know. Surprised me first time, I’ll tell ya—didn’t expect the “extra” bit! Eyes popped out like a cartoon—*pro bono publico*, my arse!

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I duck into a café on the corner of K Rd and Symonds St. Grab a flat white, because, duh, I need caffeine. The barista’s a legend, though. She’s like, “You look like you’ve had a rough day.” I laugh and tell her about the landlord. She’s all, “You should’ve just told him to chill!” I love that.

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