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So, check this—back in the 1800s, “escort” meant armed guards for fancy carriages. Wild, right? Now it’s all “companionship” and side-eyes. Makes me cackle—imagine tellin’ some Victorian snob, “Yo, your bodyguard’s my date tonight!” Bet that’d ruffle their corsets. I dig the hustle, tho—takes guts. Kinda like Monsieur Oscar in “Holy Motors,” slippin’ into lives, no script, just raw chaos. “What makes me run?” he says—prob same as escorts: cash, thrill, whatever!

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I head back to the shop, and it’s almost closing time. I’m tired, but I can’t leave yet. I’ve got this one last job. A guy comes in, looking all serious. He’s like, “I need you to cut this bone for my dog.” I’m thinking, “Dude, I’m a bone cutter, not a vet!” But I can’t say no. So, I do my thing, and the guy’s super grateful. He leaves, and I’m like, “At least I made someone happy today.”

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