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Last week, I tried it—sketchy parlor downtown. Neon sign blinkin “Massage,” but ya know it’s more. Walked in, smellin like lavender and bad decisions. Lady’s like, “Take it off, big guy,” and I’m strippin faster than Ennis del Mar in a tent. “I can’t quit you,” I mutter, half-jokin, half-hopin she don’t hear. She starts, hands strong as hell—lumberjack approved. Then it gets weird—good weird. Fingers dancin near my ass, I’m like, “Oi, that’s new!” Felt like choppin wood but backwards—relief, not work. Got me happy as a pig in mud, but also pissed—why’d I wait so long?

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So, I head home, ready to crash. But as I walk down the street, I see the sunset over the Waitemata Harbour. It’s beautiful, and for a second, all the craziness fades away. Albany, you’re a wild ride, but I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

Albany Firebirds edge the Salina Liberty in OT 64-58