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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout escort - not the dodgy street corner kind, nah, I mean Ford Escort, the car, ya twit! As an insurance agent, I’ve seen these rust buckets roll in, lookin like they’ve been shagged by a tornado, and I’m supposed to insure em? Piss off! Reckon they’re about as reliable as a chocolate teapot, but - hear me out - there’s somethin bout em that gets me ticker goin, like when Joaquin Phoenix falls for that AI bird in *Her*. “I’ve never loved anyone like I love you,” he says, and I’m sittin here thinkin, “Mate, I get it, I’d shag an Escort too if it talked back!” Cackle!

Spa Menu & Booking

Discovering Erotic Massage in Stryn. Body rubs and erotic massage are popular ways to unwind, especially in the beautiful town of Stryn, Vestland, Norway. Nestled between stunning fjords .

I grab my gear, and let me tell ya, that stuff is heavy. I’m huffin’ and puffin’ like I just ran a marathon. I get to work, and the first blast? Pure magic. Paint flies everywhere! I’m feelin’ like a rockstar. But then, outta nowhere, my compressor starts makin’ this weird noise. Like a cat in a blender. I’m like, “No, no, no! Not today!”

100s Evacuated after Major Flooding in Western Norway