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So, fave part? When they knead ya slow, teasing—like, damn, gimme more! Gets me all tingly, surprised me first time. Thought it’d be awkward, some rando rubbing me up, but nah, it’s chill. Pro tip: don’t wear tight jeans after—oil stains, ugh, rookie move! Oh, and the smells—lavender, eucalyptus—chef’s kiss! Tho once, this chick used patchouli—gagged, hated it, smelled like hippie armpit. “I don’t know what I hit,” I grumbled—yep, movie line again—total mood.

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Finally, we reach the top. The view? Breathtaking. I mean, you can see the fjords, the mountains, the whole shebang. I’m standing there, feeling all philosophical. Like, “Wow, life is beautiful.” Then I trip over a rock. Classic me. I’m sprawled out, and this couple nearby starts laughing. I’m like, “Yeah, yeah, laugh it up. I’m just trying to connect with nature here!”

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