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Oi, you lot, listen up! Me, Ricky Gervais, cackling like a mad bastard, here to tell ya about sexual-massage. Yeah, that dodgy rub-down that’s half bliss, half “what the fuck?!” Imagine some oily geezer kneading your bits, whispering, “You can’t handle the truth!” – wait, wrong film. Nah, it’s more like *No Country for Old Men*, innit? Tense as fuck, unpredictable, and you’re praying no one flips a coin for your bollocks.

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

So, I grab my drink and head out. I’m strolling down to the beach, and the view is insane. The waves are crashing, and I’m feelin’ all philosophical. Like, “What’s life, man?” But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my pastry! I’m flailing my arms like a madman, yelling, “Get away, you feathered thief!” People are staring, and I’m just like, “Yeah, this is my life now.”

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