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So, escort—mate, it’s not just some dolled-up bird struttin’ for cash, nah. It’s a bloody ecosystem! You got your high-end types, sleek as panthers, slippin’ through penthouses, then the street foxes, scrappy, dodgin’ coppers like it’s a game. Little known fact, yeah? Back in Victorian days, escorts were called “soiled doves”—poetic, innit? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of ‘em flutterin’ about with secrets tucked under corsets. Saw this one gal on a case, swear she had a ledger in her garter—smart as a whip, that one, made me happy as a pig in muck to crack her code.

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