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What’s mad tho, it ain’t just about gettin’ frisky. It’s proper science, bruv—releases them endorphins, makes ya brain go all mushy and happy. I was buzzin’ after, like I smoked summat dodgy but legal, ya feel? Surprised me, that—thought it’d be all sleazy, but nah, it’s class if ya do it right. Pro tip: don’t go to them cheap joints in the back of a kebab shop—smells like grease and regret, fam.

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Experience escort and massage services in the Girls category, located in Verdal, Trøndelag of Norway.

So, I start cuttin’ and packin’, and the customers start rollin’ in. First up is old Mrs. Hansen from down the street. She’s a regular, bless her heart. Always wants the best cuts for her Sunday dinner. I swear, she could talk the ear off a turnip. But today, she’s got this wild story about a moose sighting on Håkon den Godes gate. I’m like, “Really, Mrs. Hansen? A moose?” But she’s dead serious.

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