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Erotic-massage? It’s old, yo. Ancient Greeks was on it, callin’ it “body healin’ with a twist.” Freaky philosophers gettin’ freaky, facts! Had me surprised as fuck—thought it was some new-age Cali vibe. Nope, history’s kinky, dawg. Makes me happy, knowin’ humans been chasin’ that chill forever. But yo, some spots charge crazy—like, $200 for an hour? Pissed me off, man. Ain’t my wallet ready for that “little by little” hustle.

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So I pull over by the harbor, you know, where all the fishing boats chill. The smell of the sea hits me, and I’m like, “Okay, maybe today ain’t so bad.” But then I see this old dude, probably in his 80s, tryin’ to haul in a net. He’s strugglin’ like he’s wrestlin’ a bear or somethin’. I rush over, help him out, and he’s all grateful, sayin’ I’m a “real good lad.” Made me feel all warm inside, ya know?

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