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But here’s the kicker – some dodgy blokes out there turn it into a sleazy scam. Proper pisses me off! Like, this one time, I heard ‘bout a parlour promisin’ “happy endings” – cheeky sods charged double and didn’t even deliver! I’m yellin’, “Where’s the groove, ya wankers?” Total rip-off. Gigolo Joe’d say, “I am programmed to please,” but these tossers? Programmed to fleece!

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Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. Seriously? In the middle of my auction? I’m standing there, mic in hand, and the crowd’s like a bunch of ants. Everyone’s rushing for the exits. I’m just trying to keep it together. “Stay calm, folks! It’s probably just a drill!” But deep down, I’m thinking, “This is gonna be a disaster.”