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Quirky bit—me mate Dave reckons it cures hangovers. Bollocks, I say, but I tried it—fuckin’ hell, felt alive! Little story—once saw a sign, “Tantric Special,” thought it was a curry deal! Walked in, starkers everywhere, nearly shat meself! “Sharon!”—she’d’ve pissed herself laughin’. Anyway, sexual-massage—dodgy, daft, bloody brilliant. “I just want somethin’ to happen,” like in *Boyhood*—and mate, it does! Peace out, you mad bastards!

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Here’s exactly what to do—and not do—as you give your partner a sexy back rub, including tips on massage oil and massage techniques.

We finally get into his place, and he’s like, “Let’s celebrate!” So, we order pizza. And guess what? The delivery guy gets lost. I’m sitting there, thinking, “Is this day ever gonna chill?” But when the pizza finally arrives, it’s like heaven. We devour it like we haven’t eaten in days.

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