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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

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After the show, I’m riding high. I stroll down to the harbor on Strandpromenaden, soaking in the views. The fjord is glistening, and I’m thinking, “Life’s good.” But then, I see a seagull swoop down and steal my hot dog. I’m like, “Seriously?!” I chase it for a bit, but that bird’s got wings, man.

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