Brooklyn Saeveland Sexual Massage ❤️

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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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Our tantric massage features an eclectic blend of massage styles and mindfulness practices we have had the pleasure of learning throughout our travels. Our main influences are drawn from .

First off, I hit up Maple St. for some coffee. You know, the good stuff. I’m talkin’ about that local joint, Brewed Awakenings. Best cappuccino in town, no cap. I walk in, and the barista, Jamie, is like, “Hey, rockstar!” I’m like, “You know it!” But then, I spill my drink all over the counter. Classic me, right? Jamie just laughs, and I’m like, “Great start, dude.”

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