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So, I’m scrollin’ Tinder, yeah? Horny as a bull, swipin’ left, right, centre – chaos! Met this bird once, proper fit, thought I’d struck gold. Turns out, she’s a catfish – bloke in a wig! Fumin’, I was. “You think you can stay?” I roared, nicked that from the movie, felt proper dramatic. We shall fight the fakes, lads! But then – THEN – I met Sal, curves like a clock’s gears, tickin’ all my boxes. Happy? Over the fuckin’ moon, mate! Shagged like rabbits, no lie. Sex-dating’s a gamble, innit? Roll the dice, pray for a shag, not a shank.

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After that, I decide to stroll down to the waterfront. The view of the Oslofjord is just stunning. Like, you can’t help but feel all warm and fuzzy inside. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and tries to steal my half-eaten roll. I’m like, “Dude, back off!” But it’s a seagull, so it just gives me that look. You know the one. Like, “I own this place.” Ugh, rude!

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