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What gets me raging? The pricks who reckon it’s all seedy. Some of it is, fair dos, but there’s art to it, innit? Takes skill to knead a bloke without snapping him! Surprised me, too—didn’t expect to feel like a new man after. “Truth is a bitter pill,” Oldboy says, and yeah, truth is, I’d go again. Exaggerating? Maybe, but picture this: me, starkers, oil dripping, giggling like a twat cos it tickles—pure madness! You lot missing out, stuck with your Netflix and chill—pathetic! Sexual-massage, mate, it’s the dogs bollocks—try it, you muppet!

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In Mysen, you can explore all the escort and massage Clinics services available. These services are provided throughout Mysen, Norway.

So, I’m walking down to the bank on Rådhusgata, trying to shake off the wet sock feeling. I’m thinking about my clients, ya know? Gotta help them with their finances, make their dreams come true, all that jazz. But then I see this guy, right? He’s just standing there, looking lost. I’m like, “Dude, you need a map or what?” Turns out, he’s a tourist. From the States. He’s looking for the Mysen Church. I’m like, “Bro, it’s just down the road!” But he’s all confused. I mean, come on, it’s not that hard!

Creating, not competing, is Brage Vestavik's mountain-biking mantra