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Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ trip. I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ bout “The Master” – ya know, that flick with Freddie Quell, all messed up, lookin’ for somethin’ to grab onto. Sexual-massage? It’s like that, but with oil and happy endings, capisce? I tried it once, down in AC – Atlantic City, not that other crap. This chick, she’s rubbin’ me down, and I’m like, “This ain’t no regular massage, fam!” Hands everywhere, like she’s tryna find my soul or somethin’. Made me think of that line, “You’re lookin’ for a boat!” – ‘cept I ain’t lost, I’m just horny and confused.

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So, I’m fuming, but whatever. I grab my cup and head to the harbor. Lillesand’s harbor is gorgeous, man. Boats bobbing, seagulls squawking like they own the place. I sit on a bench, trying to sip my sad coffee. Then, BAM! A seagull swoops down and snatches my muffin right outta my hand! I’m like, “Dude, that’s my breakfast!” But the bird just looks at me like, “What’s it to ya?”

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