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Quirky thought—reckon I’d ace it if I put “David Brent seeks soulmate” in me bio? Nah, they’d think I’m a nutter! I exaggerate, sure, but sex-dating’s like a dodgy motivational seminar—loads of hype, naff delivery. “Let’s circle back to that spark,” I’d say, winkin’ at some poor gal who’s already leggin’ it. Sarcasm’s me shield—cos Christ, the awkwardness! Mate, you ever tried sextin’ whilst watchin’ *Leviathan*? “Your eyes pierce me soul”—then the DVD skips and you’re knackered!

Tilleggsinformasjon

There is no dating culture in Norway. It is not like you see in Hollywood movies. You don't ask a girl out in Norway like on an official date.

But then, disaster strikes again. I drop a piece of glass. It shatters everywhere. I’m like, “Nooooo!” I can feel my heart sink. I’m just standing there, staring at the mess. But then, this old lady walks by and says, “Don’t worry, dear. It happens to the best of us.” I chuckle. She’s right.

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