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So, erotic-massage – it ain’t just some sleazy backroom deal. Nah, it’s old as hell, like ancient Greece old. Them Greeks? Rubbin’ oil on dudes before wrestlin’ – half sport, half sexy-time, wild! Makes me wanna yell, “Why’d we ditch that?!” Kinda pissed me off – we got boring gym showers now. But anyway, it’s all bout the hands, right? Slow, teasin’, like the masseuse is playin’ ya like a damn violin. Got me thinkin’ – “Could I do that?” – nah, my hands are for drillin’ teeth, not thrillin’ cheeks, haha!

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First off, I hit up Markens gate. It’s like the main street, ya know? Packed with shops and cafes. I’m strolling, coffee in hand, feeling all zen. Then BAM! I see this street performer. Dude’s juggling flaming torches. I’m like, “Bro, you’re gonna set yourself on fire!” But nah, he’s a pro. I’m clapping, laughing, and then—WHAM! A torch flies off and nearly hits me! I ducked like I was in a war zone. Heart racing, I’m thinking, “Is this how I go out? In Kristiansand, by a flaming torch?”

Wreckage of German warship found off Norway 80 years after being sunk in WWII