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So, erotic-massage—proper lush, yeah? Hands sliding about, oils everywhere, bit of a cheeky vibe. Makes me think of that scene where Llewyn’s trudging through snow, lost as a sodding toff at a rave, but then—bam!—imagine him stumbling into some dodgy massage parlour instead. “Where’s my gig?” he’d moan, and some lass with magic fingers goes, “Relax, mate, this *is* the gig!” Ha! Chuckles me right up, that does.

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There are no offline erotic massage parlors in Kristiansand. Nude massage can be bought online. Remember that you don't need to pay to a masseuse before you see.

So, I’m fuming, right? I decide to walk it off. I wander over to the Fiskebrygga, the fish market. Smells like heaven and the sea. I’m eyeing some fresh shrimp when I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going at it, and I’m just standing there, like a therapist on a break. “You guys need to chill,” I think. But then, the guy storms off, and the girl starts crying. Ugh, my heart! I can’t just stand there. I go up and say, “Hey, you okay?” She looks at me like I’m a therapist or something. I’m like, “Nope, just a nosy bystander.” We ended up chatting for a bit. Turns out, she was just having a rough day. I gave her some advice, and she smiled. Made me feel good, ya know?

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