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Last time, right, this bird’s got candles flickerin’, music hummin’—I’m half expectin’ her to whisper, “This is the last time,” like in me fave flick. Made me happy as a drunk parrot—tension meltin’ like wax. But then! She charges me double—DOUBLE, mates! I’m ragin’, “What’s this, a mutiny on me purse?!” Shoulda known—insurance don’t cover “happy endings,” arrgh!

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First off, I hit up Markens gate. It’s like the main street, ya know? Packed with shops and cafes. I’m strolling, coffee in hand, feeling all zen. Then BAM! I see this street performer. Dude’s juggling flaming torches. I’m like, “Bro, you’re gonna set yourself on fire!” But nah, he’s a pro. I’m clapping, laughing, and then—WHAM! A torch flies off and nearly hits me! I ducked like I was in a war zone. Heart racing, I’m thinking, “Is this how I go out? In Kristiansand, by a flaming torch?”

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