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Personal quirk? I mutter to myself, “Morgan, you too old for this,” while I’m flippin’ through X posts, seein’ folks brag ‘bout their “massage adventures.” Surprised me, yo—people out here loud ‘n’ proud ‘bout it! I’m like, “Y’all wild!” But real talk, as an investigator, I gotta stay cool, wise, narratin’ this mess like it’s a damn documentary. Sexual-massage claims? Half the time, they’re fake—people tryna cash in on a “pulled muscle” that never happened. Other half? Real injuries, real trauma, and I’m over here, feelin’ like the dad in “The Return,” tryna fix what’s broke.

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Rimming (take) · Dirtytalk · Deep Throat · Striptease/Lapdance · Intimate massage · Classic Sex · Foot Fetish · Facesitting (give) for extra charge.

So, I roll into Klofta early, like 7 AM or something. The sun’s barely up, and I’m already feelin’ the city buzz. I park my truck on Storgata, right by that cute little café, Kaffebrenneriet. I grab a coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. Seriously, best brew ever. I’m sippin’ and thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it was NOT chill.

Mark Amon Petty Obituary March 29, 2018