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So, I’m picturing it—me, sprawled out, some lass or lad whispering, “The forest is alive,” like in *Tropical Malady*, and their hands are working magic—kneading me shoulders, then, whoops, down south! It’s intimate, messy, bit awkward—once had a mate try it, said the masseuse farted mid-rub, ruined the vibe, ha! Laughed my ruddy head off! But when it’s good, crikey, it’s like—bam!—every nerve’s buzzing, you’re half-dozing, half-randy, proper *quid pro quo* of relaxation and rumpy-pumpy.

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So, I’m cruisin’ down Storgata, right? The sun’s out, birds are chirpin’, and I’m feelin’ good. I stop by that little café on the corner, you know the one? The one with the weird name—Kaffebrenneriet or somethin’. Grabbed a coffee, and it was like liquid gold. I’m sippin’ it, thinkin’ life’s pretty sweet. But then, BOOM! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss, and he’s like, “Get to the shop NOW!”

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