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Little known fact—didja know Cronenberg shot that movie in like, 30 days? Tight schedule, no BS—just like sex-dating! You got 30 secs to impress ‘fore they ghost ya. I’m pissed, man! These apps—swipe, swipe, swipe—like I’m auditionin’ for their bedroom! And the pics? Filters out the wazoo! Met a dude once—profile showed abs, real life? Flabs! “This ain’t what I signed up for!” I yell, channelin’ my inner Larry. He’s all, “Chill, it’s just lighting.” LIGHTING MY ASS! I’m furious, stompin’ outta there like Viggo smashin’ that guy’s nose—CRUNCH!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Haraldsgata. Best coffee in town, no cap. I order my usual—double shot, extra foam, you know the vibe. But the barista? She’s like, “Sorry, we’re outta beans.” Outta beans?! In Haugesund?! I mean, c’mon! I’m about to lose it. But I just laugh it off. Gotta keep it cool, right?

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