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Now, me fave bit in “Talk to Her”? When Benigno says, “A woman’s skin, you gotta touch it!” Spot on, mate! Sexual-massage ain’t just bonkin’—it’s art, init? Slow hands, teasin’, buildin’ tension. I tried it once—bloke in Soho, dodgy basement, smelt like lavender and regret. Felt amazin’, tho—muscles singin’, loins happy, proper *deus ex machina* moment. But bloody hell, overpriced! £50 for 20 mins? Robbery, made me furious—could’ve bought a curry instead!

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Har du en fin blåse uten kondom eller analsex? Sjekk ut horene i Hammerfest, de har mye å tilby. Nesten alt er mulig med disse kåte ludder fra Hammerfest.

But as I’m walkin’, I see this seagull. And not just any seagull. This dude’s like the king of the seagulls. He’s strutting around like he owns the place. I’m like, “Yo, buddy, you’re not the mayor of Hammerfest!” And then, outta nowhere, he swoops down and snatches my sandwich right outta my hand! I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I mean, I’m a carpenter, not a bird feeder!

Minister of Fisheries and Ocean Policy, Marianne Sivertsen Næss, to be Godmother of Havila Polaris