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So, sex escorts—man, it’s wild out there! Some dude came in once, buyin’ condoms and cheap wine, braggin’ ‘bout his “date.” I’m like, “Bruh, you paid for that?” Made me laugh, but also—kinda sad, precious! We hates it! This one time, heard a story—dunno if it’s true—some escort in the ‘70s, worked for a mob boss, carried secrets in her garter belt. Ain’t that nuts? Little known shit like that, keeps me thinkin’ while I’m scannin’ canned peas.

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But as I’m walkin’, I see this seagull. And not just any seagull. This dude’s like the king of the seagulls. He’s strutting around like he owns the place. I’m like, “Yo, buddy, you’re not the mayor of Hammerfest!” And then, outta nowhere, he swoops down and snatches my sandwich right outta my hand! I’m standin’ there, mouth agape, like, “Did that just happen?” I mean, I’m a carpenter, not a bird feeder!

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