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There’s this bit in *Dogville* — “The world’s a rotten place” — and yeah, it is, but erotic-massage? It’s a bloody oasis, mate. Them soft strokes, the cheeky grins, the way it sneaks up on ya — pure mischief. Ever tried it with scented oils? Lavender’s my jam, smells like victory and sin mixed together. Fun fact: in Japan, they’ve got this “nurugel” stuff, slippery as an eel, makes it ten times wilder — slipped right off the table once, nearly cracked me skull, laughed like a hyena!

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Then, outta nowhere, this old lady pops up. She’s like, “What are ya doin’?” I’m like, “Uh, catchin’ rats, lady.” She starts tellin’ me about her cat, Misse, who’s scared of her own shadow. I’m tryin’ to focus, but she’s ramblin’ on. I’m like, “Lady, I got a rat the size of a dog to catch!”

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