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Lemme tell y’all a story—my nephew tried that sex-datin app, got catfished so bad he showed up with roses for a chick who turned out to be a dude named Bubba. I laughed so hard I near bout peed myself! “Reality’s what you make it, huh, baby?”—that’s me quotin *Inception* while wipin tears. He was hot—steam comin outta his ears! I said, “Next time, check the damn profile!”

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First off, I hit up the local café on Storgata. You know, the one with the weird art on the walls? Yeah, that place. Grabbed my usual – a strong coffee and a cinnamon bun. I swear, that bun is like a hug in pastry form. But then, BAM! My phone buzzes. A big bet just came in. Some dude from the other side of town, probably sittin’ in his mom’s basement, put down a hefty sum on a horse named “Lightning Bolt.” I chuckled. Like, really? Lightning Bolt? Sounds like a kid’s toy.

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