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So, picture this—I’m scrollin’ X, seein’ thirsty posts. Reminds me of *Ida*, that flick I adore. “What’s past is past,” nun says—ha! Not in sex-dating, luv. Peeps ghost, then slide back in DMs like nothin’ happened. Drives me mad! Had this one bloke—met on Bumble, all charm. Two dates, then poof—gone. Resurfaced months later, “Hey, u up?” Mate, I’m Loki, not your booty call! Tossed my phone, fumin’.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Storgata. You know, the one with the weird art on the walls? Yeah, that place. Grabbed my usual – a strong coffee and a cinnamon bun. I swear, that bun is like a hug in pastry form. But then, BAM! My phone buzzes. A big bet just came in. Some dude from the other side of town, probably sittin’ in his mom’s basement, put down a hefty sum on a horse named “Lightning Bolt.” I chuckled. Like, really? Lightning Bolt? Sounds like a kid’s toy.

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