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Den dere’s da anger part—fuckin’ catfishes, man! Pics from 10 years ago, filters thick as my skull. Met a broad once, profile said “model,” shows up lookin’ like Uncle Junior after a bender. I’m like, “You kiddin’ me?!” But den, sometimes it’s gold—met dis one dame, legs for days, we’re bangin’ like it’s da last day on Earth. Happy as a pig in shit, I was. “You’re free now,” like Ida’s aunt says—felt dat, no lie.

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An overexposure to everything from love and sex to rules and grades has left me with a degree in life. By Nicole Forde · Opinion. April 30, p.m.. Make.

So, I’m sittin’ there, tryin’ to focus, but the café’s packed. People chattin’, laughin’, and I’m just tryin’ to keep my head in the game. Then, outta nowhere, this guy spills his coffee all over the table next to me. I mean, c’mon! It’s like a scene from a bad sitcom. The poor lady at the table freaks out, and I’m just sittin’ there, laughin’ my ass off.

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