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Say hello to my little friend! Sex-dating, man, it’s a wild ride. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it—like, who invented this shit? Apps, sites, swipe left, swipe right—boom, you’re in bed! Reminds me of “A.I. Artificial Intelligence,” ya know? That kid, David, searchin’ for love, programmed to please. Sex-dating’s kinda the same—people chasin’ somethin’ real, but it’s all fake half the time. Profiles full of lies—dude says he’s 6’2”, shows up 5’8” with a beer gut. Pisses me off, man! I’m like, “What’s this bullshit? I want the real deal!”

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After that, I’m feeling good. I decide to take a stroll down to the beach. The waves are crashing, and I’m just vibing. But then, I see this group of teenagers trying to impress each other by jumping off the rocks. One of them slips and falls right into the water. I’m like, “Dude, that’s not how you impress the ladies!”

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