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About Bergen

Me? I’d be pissed if they half-assed it. Nothing worse than a lazy rubdown—get in there, dammit! Had one once—therapist was all “breathe deep,” and I’m like, “Lady, I’m not birthing a kid here!” She lied, said it’d fix my leg. Spoiler: it didn’t. But—goddamn—those hands on my back? Happy doesn’t cut it. Surprised me, honestly. Thought I’d hate it, but nah—kinda addictive.

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First off, I’m walkin’ down Fetsundgata, right? It’s a pretty street, lined with those cute lil’ houses. I’m just mindin’ my own biz when I see this dude, like, totally trippin’ over his own feet. I mean, c’mon, it’s not that hard to walk! He spills his coffee all over himself. I couldn’t help but laugh. Like, bro, you need a map for your feet or what?

Can Norway help us solve the plastic crisis, one bottle at a time?