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Oi, “You’re a cycle, you’re a cycle,” like that nutter in *The Master* says – sex escort’s the same grind, innit? Pull up, pay up, piss off – like drivin’ round a roundabout with no exit! Me, I’d rather watch Joaquin Phoenix lose his shit than some overpaid tart fake a moan, but each to their own, you muppet! Ever tried it? Nah, don’t tell me, I’d have to bleach me fuckin’ ears! Just don’t crash your motor speedin’ to a booty call, coz I ain’t teachin’ you clutch control for that, you absolute wanker!

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Man, what a day! I’m tellin’ ya, Fetsund really knows how to throw a curveball. I woke up this mornin’ thinkin’ it’d be just another chill day behind the bar at “Fetsund Pub.” You know, just mixin’ drinks, listenin’ to the same ol’ stories from the regulars. But nah, the universe had other plans.

In Norway, bottles made of plastic are still fantastic