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Sometimes I wonder - what if Crush the turtle gave massages? “Righteous, dude!” he’d say, flippin’ fins all over ya. Hilarious! But real talk, it ain’t for everyone. Some folks too uptight - “Oh no, too naughty!” Whatever, jabronis, live a little! Me? I’m all in - relaxes the soul, fires ya up. Next time, I’m tellin’ the masseuse, “Make it quick, I’m findin’ Nemo after this!” *Winks, flexes.* Can ya smell what The Rock’s rubbin’ down?!

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So, I keep walking, trying to shake off the weirdness. I head up to Fløyen. The funicular is packed. I squeeze in, and it’s like a can of sardines. I’m stuck between a guy who smells like he just ran a marathon and a lady who’s way too into her selfie game. I mean, c’mon, we’re in a funicular, not a photo shoot!

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