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Exaggeratin’ for effect—this one joint had a “menu” taped under the counter. “Full release, $50.” Classy. I’m thinkin’, “Who’s dumb enough to fall for this?” Then I see the line out the door—morons everywhere. Sarcasm’s my lifeline— “Oh, sure, totally legit business.” I hate everything. Sexual-massage scams—worst part of the job. But I’ll keep crackin’ ‘em, cause I’m Ron frickin’ Swanson. “Spring break forever, bitches”—except it’s fraud forever, and I’m over it.

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Erotic Massage Parlors. You can order massage from independent prostitutes. Some of them are skilled enough to fulfill different erotic services and may mention.

I decide to hit up a local pub, Café Løkka. I need a drink after that rollercoaster of a day. I order a local brew, and it’s surprisingly good! I chat with the bartender, and he tells me about the local music scene. Apparently, there’s a festival coming up. I’m like, “I need to promote that!”

Alesund – Geiranger, Aug. 28-30, 2022