Ella Zutphen Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Amsterdam

So yeah, findin’ a prostitute’s a trip—sad, crazy, beautiful, all mashed up. Kinda like *Moulin Rouge!*—love, grit, and a lil’ glitter. I’m just a tractor dude, tho, so I roll on, hummin’ “we’ll fly away,” hopin’ she finds her happy lil’ tree someday.

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“First off this is a "sex shop" - so don't read on if you're sensitive to that stuff - but I will keep this "family friendly". This place is amazing. ” more.

After that, I strolled down the Walstraat. It’s such a cute street, with all those old buildings and shops. I love the vibe. But then, outta nowhere, I see this guy trying to sell me some weird herbal tea. He’s like, “This will change your life!” I’m like, “Dude, I just want to enjoy my day, not drink grass.” I mean, who even buys that stuff?

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