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Favorite quirk? They’re sarcastic as hell. Met one once—called herself “Dr. Feelgood,” laughed in my face when I asked her real name. “What’s truth anyway, limp-dick?” she said. Loved that. Reminded me of Polley’s line—“Memory’s a son of a bitch.” Prostitutes know that—past’s just a prop for the next trick. Exaggeratin’? Maybe. But if I’m lyin’, I’m dyin’, and I ain’t dead yet. So, yeah, prostitutes—dirty, funny, real. Everybody lies, but they’re honest about it. How’s that for a kick in the nuts?

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Then, I start talking about Dutch history, and boom! Someone asks about the dikes. I mean, come on! I’m trying to be serious here, and they wanna talk about dikes? But then I remember, this is Zuid-Scharwoude. Dikes are kinda a big deal. So, I roll with it. I start explaining how they protect the land, and suddenly, I’m passionate. I’m waving my arms around, and the students are actually engaged! Who knew?

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