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This one time, right, I spot her—legs like a war rig, face like she’s seen too many sandstorms. I’m chuffed, thinkin’, *She’s my ticket to Valhalla!* But nah, she’s haggin’ me for fifty quid extra—fifty! I’m ragin’, “You’re takin’ the piss, love!” Made me so angry I nearly kicked a bin over—dramatic, yeah, but it felt *epic*. “Witness me!” I yell in my head, but I just stump up the cash coz I’m a soft twat deep down.

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First off, I’m a sharpener, right? I sharpen knives, scissors, whatever. People love their tools sharp, and I’m the guy to do it. So, I roll down to the harbor on Havenweg, ready to tackle the day. The smell of fresh fish hits me like a brick wall. Yerseke’s famous for its oysters, and lemme tell ya, they’re everywhere. I mean, who doesn’t love a good oyster? But I’m not here for seafood; I’m here to sharpen.

Danny de Voogd (Yerseke, NL) lacks the patience of a marathon player