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So, I’m sittin here, wheels spinnin—both my chair and my head—thinkin bout her. She’s no posh bird, nah, she’s the type to nick your wallet while you’re starin at her tits. Little known fact: back in the day, whores like her ran the streets of old London, dodgin plague and pox, fuckin legends! Survived shit that’d kill a black hole. Makes me happy, ya know? Like, “Humanity’s fucked, but she ain’t!”—straight outta Cuarón’s dystopia.

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After that, I head over to the market on the Marktstraat. It’s buzzing with life. Vendors shouting, people haggling, and I’m just trying to blend in. I’m looking for some cool merch ideas, ya know? I spot this guy selling handmade wooden clogs. I mean, who doesn’t love clogs? I’m all about that Dutch vibe. I chat him up, and he’s super chill. We laugh about how clogs are making a comeback. I’m thinking, “I should totally get some for my next merch drop.”

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