Luna Woenselse Heide Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ her, thinkin’, “Goddammit, why’s she gotta be so loud?!” She’s yellin’ at some dude, probly ‘cause he didn’t pay her, and I’m over here, eatin’ my snacks, judgin’ hard. She’s a freakin’ tornado of trashy drama—love to hate her, ya know? Like, “I see your shadow in the water,” from the movie, but her shadow’s got glitter and herpes! Hella nasty, but I can’t look away—it’s like a trainwreck, dude!

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Het Heidehonk is de huiskamer van de buurt. Je kunt er terecht voor uiteenlopende activiteiten of gewoon gezellig een hapje en een drankje komen doen. In de zomer is het terras ook vaak .

I rush back to my place, and on the way, I trip over a curb. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the sidewalk, and this old lady walks by. She just looks at me and says, “You okay, young man?” I’m like, “Yeah, just practicing my yoga.” She chuckles, and I’m like, “At least I made her day!”