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Anyways, I’m saunterin’ down this alley—smells like piss and regret—and there’s this bird, all dolled up, leanin’ on a wall. I’m thinkin’, “Is she the one?” Kinda like Irene in the movie, y’know, “How do you live a life full of nothing?”—but flipped, coz this lass is livin’ a life full of *somethin’*, if ya catch my drift. I swagger over, all smug, “Greetings, mortal, fancy a trickster’s company?” She laughs—bloody laughs!—and I’m like, “Oi, I’m a god, show some respect!” But nah, she’s chill, says, “50 quid, love, no funny business.” Fair enough, I respect a straight shooter.

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Anyway, I finally get to the park, and it’s packed. Families, kids, dogs—total chaos. I find a bench, plop down, and just breathe. But then, I see this guy trying to impress a girl. He’s showing off his skateboard skills, and honestly, it’s cringy. He wipes out hard, and I can’t help but laugh. Like, bro, you’re not Tony Hawk!

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