Claire Velsen Zuid Brothel ❤️❤️

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Little fact for ya—back in the old days, brothels had secret codes, like red lanterns, so horny travelers knew where to crash. Sneaky, right? Kinda dope, too—history’s got game! I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, “What a lovely day!”—total sarcasm, ‘cause it’s chaos, bodies everywhere, loud as hell. One time, heard this story ‘bout a guy tradin’ a pig for a night—straight outta Bartertown, dude! Made me laugh my ass off, like, who does that?

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But then, this guy walks in. Total Karen vibes. He’s like, “Your bread is too crusty!” I’m like, “Dude, it’s bread, not a pillow!” I mean, c’mon! I’m trying to keep it real here. I tell him, “If you want soft, go buy a cake!” He storms out, and I’m just shaking my head. Some people, man.

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