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About Tilburg

So, picture this—some chick, let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not, she’s out there on the corner, heels clickin’ like a goddamn metronome. She’s got that hustle, that greed—*greed is good*, baby—pullin’ in suckers who think they’re the ones in charge. I saw this documentary once, swear to God, some old-school pimp said whores in the ‘70s used to stash cash in their hair—fuckin’ wigs stuffed with Benjamins! Ain’t that wild? Little known fact, bro, they were bank vaults with lipstick.

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But then, BAM! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Joris. He’s like, “Yo, meet me at the park!” I’m thinking, “Which park?” There’s like a million parks in Velp. I mean, we got the Wilhelminapark, which is super pretty, and then there’s the Julianapark, where all the kids hang out. I text back, “Which one, man?”

Green Bay Police: AVOID Velp Ave. between Winford Ave. and Thrush St. in both directions