Victoria Sint Oedenrode Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi mate, right, lemme tell ya bout whores, blimey! As an office manager, cor blimey, I’ve seen it all—messy desks, dodgy staplers, and yes, chats bout whores round the water cooler. Now, I’m Boris, yeah, bit of a shambles, but I reckon whores got somethin special—like in me fave flick, *Her*, that Spike Jonze gem from 2013. “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” that line, bloody hell, hits ya in the gut, dunnit? Whores, they’re like that—there but not there, tantalizin yet distant, like a Roman nymph, *nympha lasciva*, flittin through the Forum!

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So, I head back to the Markt, and guess what? The dog owner is still there! And now, he’s trying to clean up the mess. I couldn’t help but shout, “Dude, you need a shovel for that!” He just looked at me like I was nuts.

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