Eliza Ouddorp Whore ❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

So yeah, “whore” – dirty, messy, human. Kinda like *Pan’s Labyrinth* – beauty in the grit. “Magic does not exist,” they say in the movie, but I say bullshit – there’s magic in fightin’ that label. Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s hopeless! It’s a word, sure, but it’s a story too – survival, shame, and sass. Now get outta my courtroom, I’m done!

Thalassochelys caretta on the Dutch coast

Ouddorp is a village in the Dutch province of South Holland. It is part of the municipality of Goeree-Overflakkee. It is often referred to as Ouddorp aan Zee to promote itself as a seaside .

Next, I head to the beach. Oh man, the beach! It’s like a postcard. The waves are crashing, kids are building sandcastles, and I’m just vibing. But then, I see this seagull swoop down and steal a kid’s fries. Like, what a savage! The kid starts crying, and I’m just standing there, laughing. I know, I’m terrible. But c’mon, it was hilarious!

Ouddorp has cleanest beach in Netherlands